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uh hey ma’am yeah you um you dropped your skincare routine -
You’re tellin me these system have preferences
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I don’t wanna do this anymore https://t.co/JBtMDjaEm1
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where were you when augustus gloop went from fat to enormous
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low power mode is virtue signaling
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my office only has jetblue kinda snacks
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my cousin told me you’re allowed to relax without “earning” it
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so many songs on my Discover Weekly it’s gonna take me a Discover Monthy to listen to them all 😂😂😂😂
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Imagine finding out you were color blind in an Uber Pool https://t.co/1LZoudn44t
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bad at being vulnerable but did let my boyfriend look inside my AirPods case
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Kind of better than I thought https://t.co/guG3AGaNEA
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the rhinoplasty on the M train today was deafening
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up AND coming? In this economy?
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There’s stadium seating at the sweetgreen in soho
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at airport watching a grown man house a shareable bag of mini starbursts
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have no plans in san diego over xmas so going to try and my octopus teacher something at the zoo
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my neighbor told me he just has a spoonful of pico de gallo when he wants a snack and now I am no longer body pos
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Gonna order a task rabbit to get me in the Christmas spirit
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Gonna ruin my afternoon and make one of those bell pepper sandwiches
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